My friend Nate emailed this to me! It was so funny I had to post it!! And if your gonna open it up at work just lower the volume a bit!! hehehehehe

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People have begun to play a drinking game called “Bauer Hour”, where you take a shot of Jack Daniels every time Jack kills someone. One person usually goes through 3 bottles an episode.

There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

Chuck Norris told Jack Bauer that he only killed 15 people cause he ran out of bullets. Jack told him he only killed 93 people cause he ran out of people. Then Jack snapped Chuck Norris’ neck into 24 pieces.

When Jack Bauer goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer once got into a fight, the event is commonly known as the Big Bang. Who won? Just ask yourself when was the last time you saw a new episode of Walker Texas Ranger?

Jack Bauer doesn’t follow protocol. Protocol follows Jack Bauer.

Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Jack Bauer wears aviator sunglasses as a courtesy to the Sun so it doesn’t have to look into his eyes.

On Jack Bauers Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependants.

If you ever tried to tell Jack Bauer to go to hell, the Devil would silence you before you finished the sentence.

Jack Bauer doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist 12 miles away.

In the midst of war between the Titans and the Olympian Gods, Jack Bauer captured Atlas and forced him to hold up the world until he told him who was plotting against Zeus. After Atlas cracked, Jack rushed off to inform Zeus and on his way out said, “Don’t move until I get back.” Atlas is still waiting for Jack to get back. It is also a well known fact that earthquakes are caused by Atlas shaking with fear when he thinks Jack is coming back.

Jack bauer named his cat chuck Norris because it is a pussy

This is probably old but it still dammmnnn funny!

Its on google videos so just have to click the Link.

Im guessing a lot of people havent heard of this guy. Probably because you havent seen or watch comedy centrel, but he is hilarious! I find him pretty damn funny. He can hit a few things on the dot!

Here’s a couple of links to ThatVideoSite with this stuff:

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