On the plane to London. I can’t believe I was watching James Bond: Golden Eye!! Now this movie brings back memories. This was one of the best Bond movies! The old computer screens, they were huge! And Pierce Brosnan is the man! From the scene in Severnaya I wanted to look for my N64 and start playing with 4 players! The exchange between Bond and Moneypenny is fantastic! And that’s the first time I saw the z3 back in its golden days! And how could I forget Onotopp! And the scene in the bathroom with her and Bond! Hehe! The whole movie feels like I’m going through the N64 game its fantastic! I remember playing a lot to unlock the characters in the multiplayer part of Golden Eye!
And who remembers the rumble pack! I used to always run out of batteries!! I always wanted to be the little midget because he was so hard to hit! I was damn good at that game! Because of playing that game so much it has prepared me for the likes of Halo 1 and Halo 2! Which Im pretty good at too! I remember I had all the maps and location of weapons memorized! hehe
This is a pretty cool ad for the honda element! Its pretty funny, you should just check it out! Its pretty funny! I like the crab!
Link: YouTubeÂ
Another set of Facts about Jack Bauer!
My Favorite Ones:
Only Jack Bauer can fly a plane from the luggage compartment.
Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
If Jack Bauer’s gun jams, it’s because he wanted to beat you with it.
If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
The state of California plans to reduce violent crime by changing the method of capital punishment from lethal injection to Jack Bauer.
So many more at the source!
Link: Source
Ok a friend of mine sent this to me!! I was laughing so hard when I was reading it!! hehehehe
Just Read!!
Stripper Rant
Date: 2006-03-27, 3:42PM PST
1) Hey you over there, holding that one dollar bill in your hand with a death grip and waving it around at me like it’s the fucking deed to Trump Towers… what the fuck do you want me to do, grow another pussy?!? It’s a fuckin’ dollar, put it down on the tiprail and blow my world away already.
2) You losers that come into the club for a lapdance with NO underwear or boxers and thin-ass, nylon shorts, so we slip and slide on your hard-on (which always feel like a sharpie pen ~ fine point)…fuck you.
3) You with the thick-ass jeans, this was an impromptu visit, eh?
4) Don’t pull my thong up during a dance and ask me if it felt good. IT DOES NOT FEEL GOOD.
5) Hey you, Loser, the one counting out the 20 bucks in one dollar increments, rubbing your fingers between each one to make sure you are giving me just that one dollar. Yes, you.
6) No I will not just let you “slip it in real quick” for $50 more bucks.
7) Yeah, my tits are real. As real as my affection for you.
8)If you cum in your pants, you have to tip me an extra $100 for being a lame-ass who can cum in their pants from a lapdance.
9) Stop asking me out. You’re a smelly, fat loser and the only reason I’m smiling and cooing at you is because I want your money. Outside of the club I wouldn’t even fart your way.
11) Stop bitching at me about the goddamn two drink minimum. First of all, your breath ranks (what’d you have for dinner, garlic and shit?), you’re about 172 lbs. overweight, and you look like Jay Leno. More importantly: I don’t give a shit.
12) Don’t bitch at me about the $10 non-alchoholic beer either. Hide a bottle of Jack in your coat pocket next time like everyone else does.
13) My horniness is in direct proportion to your income.
14) No, you CAN’T SMOKE. Dumb. Ass.
15 )Boys, don’t sit in the front row with your “homies” and act all engrossed in some deep conversation during a girls performance because you want to look like you’re too “cool” to notice the hot, naked girl in front of you. It’s a clear sign that you ain’t getting any.
16) DON’T SIT IN THE FRONT ROW IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TIP. Fer chrissakes!!!!!!!!!!!
17) “So what do you guys do when you’re on your period?” Answer: I lap dance with guys in dark pants.
18) STOP trying to grab my tits!!!!!!! That’s extra.
19) SHOWER FIRST, you nasty fuck!
20) I had a feeling you weren’t going to tip me, so I took extra care to rub my lip gloss on your collar and wear extra glitter lotion and obnoxious perfume before our dance.
21) Hey cheapasses: please don’t come to my work. Just stay home and jack off to “Desperate Housewives” instead. It will save us a both a lot of unpleasantry.
22) Stop asking me why I do this job and try to get all psychologically analytical on me. For the money, you moron, that’s why.
23) No seriously, my real name is Sparkle.
24) NO, I will not take a dime sac for payment. I can tell it’s oregano anyway you stupid mutherfucker!
25) Sorry, I don’t do that. Ask the ugly girl at the bar with the black roots and overbite.
26) I can see it’s your first time at a strip club. Let me explain the dynamics to you. If you want a fuck or a blow-job, go to the ugly chicks. Hot girls don’t have to do “extra services.” I can give you some recommendations for a small fee.
27) It is not okay for you to bounce me on your cock like a baby on a knee. Not okay.
28) Stop complaining about how short the song was. It felt like the fucking maxi-single to me.
29)Yes I will fuck you, but only for 10 grand. More if you’re ugly. So basically, more.
30) DO NOT come into the club looking for a girlfriend/date. It’s like me going to PETA looking for a steak.
31) Girls–what’s with the pole smell? Can we do a little hygiene check? Nothing than worse than twirling around the pole and getting a whiff of stale pussy.
32) Girls–stop lip-syncing to the song you’re dancing to on stage. Especially if you don’t know all the words.
33) Girls–if your toes curl and hang over your platform shoes a la’ Fred Flinstone, you need to go up a size.
34) Girls–drowning yourself in Angel perfume is just as bad if not worse than the BO you’re trying to cover. Take a goddamn shower, you smell like lapdance funk.
35) Hey DJ! You suck!
36)Girls–may I suggest complete sobriety before getting tatted up? Tattoos should be meaningful, or at least semi-meaningful, or at least semi semi-meaningful. That fucking dancing llama on your ass is so lame.
37)Girls–some songs just should not be stripped to. Please. No Disney soundtracks (you know who you are, you fucking weirdo), Sade, Boys II Men, or Bjork. For the love of God, Please.
Since monday May 22nd is the season finale of 24 I had to make this post dedicated to Jack Bauer. He is an amazing man with powers that can destroy Chuck Norris. Here are a few clips for you guys to watch in preperation for the season finale on monday!!!
Jack Bauer tackling a terrorist behind a Christmas Tree. Covertly taking him out and nobody feeling a thing.
Link: YouTube
Drop the gun NOW!!
Link: YouTube
Jack Bauer is Toxic. This is a Music Video dedicated to Jack Bauer and all his greatness!!
Link: YouTube
These guys are hilarious! There shows are just fantastic! I seriously want to go there and this is making me want to go even more!! And if Im going to go Im going to be on one of their shows!!! Especially the one with the obstacle course!! I could take all of them out!!! I know I can!! With my ninja skillz I can win the obstacle course!!!! And lead the general to victory for once!! You guys know what I am talking about!!! That show they played on KTV in the late 80s and early 90s!! hehehe
Ok all that aside!! here is the link!
Link: YouTube
Just so you guys know! I am the one on the recieving end of this webvideo! Just watch it, its thuroughly entertaining!
oh yeah dont open it up at work except if you dont care!
Link: Google Video
This is another video, some people will like it in the beginning but then they will be shocked. Interesting advertising to say the least!! hehehe
Link: MetCafe “Holy Clip”
Sometimes I think Im hyperactive! But no where close to this guy!! hehehe
Link: YouTube
hahaha thats the funniest thing I have read!
I had to post about it! I cant believe this happened but its hilarious!
Link: Superficial
This was funny as hell, but the dance routine is pretty good. I know these Japanese TV shows get crazy, but this is funny.
Check it out: YouTubeÂ