I couldn’t stop laughing. I heard this maybe two years ago and I just heard it again I was laughing so hard. Please listen to it! You will be smiling so much when you listen to it.

Link: PhoneCall

I wouldnt open these up at work unless you got headphones or your office is really a closet.

Justin Timberlake on SNL

Link: YouTube

Santa Skit (Funny)

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Russel Peters Skit! I was laughing hard!

Link: YouTube

Double Bypass Burger

Taste … Worth Dying For!

There isnt much I can say about this place, some people will compare it to Hooters but the only decent thing there are the Wings. This place seems to genuinely have good burgers and some interesting waitresses to add to that. Its funny that this place is causing a stir, but I think this would be the most successful restaurant in Kuwait. Forget about the lines for Krispy Kreme, this place would need the riot police station outside. Some will love and some will hate it, I dont care as long as the burgers are good. The funny part is that they really have their own comic strip on the website.

Link: Heart Attack Grill

This is the funniest concept I have ever heard. I wonder what would happen in Kuwait!

One of the big cinema companies in the US are giving remotes to “frequent customers” to alert the managers of certain things in the theater.

There are four buttons on the remote which alerts the manager directly:

• A disruption in the audience
• Faulty Projection
• Adjust room temperature
• For anything else

First off this is assuming the person they give it to is somewhat sane, and secondly that nobody finds out this person has it or else he would be crucified. And if somebody gets kicked out because of that tattler then they would be waiting outside for them to have a nice conversation.

Link: Engadget

Those who dont know should know! Pengiuns are extremely adaptable animals who live from the extreme cold to the extreme heat. Dont let their cute and cuddly look fool you. They are intelligent beings who are capable of taking over the world if need be, but for now they are observing us.

The main example of this is Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, and Private from Madagascar. In the picture above from left to right its Kowalski, Skipper, and Rico. I would like all of them to be my subordinants if need be. I dont think there is anything better the 4 ninja/commando pengiuns under your command.

Skipper, “Kowalski Analysis!” “Blend Blend Blend”

Just watch this and just laugh: YouTube

What the hell is going on with people!

People waiting in line while getting shot with BB Guns and getting injured for the sake of a PS3. A guy hires 60 temps to wait in line for him to get a PS3. The world gone WILD for the PS3.

Look at this GUY who is offering himself up for body gaurd services while waiting in line for a PS3 and knocking other people out so you get to it first!

The Prices for the PS3 is between $1000 to $2000. Are people that crazy that they cant wait a month or two.

I have never seen this much insanity for a gamesole no matter how good it is. I think I will wait a while before getting one! Im pretty happy with my XBox 360.

These guys are geniuses! I know its a bit boring there, but damn they are innovative! Who wouldnt slow down with these kinds of laws. Got to love their conviction!

Open it up at your own risk.

Link: YouTube

I saw this image and I went nuts! Im a huge fan of Robocop! I still know him as Murphy! Him and Robo go well together! I saw this picture and I didnt care what the post was about, but then when I read it and I started laughing! This cop in Waukesha, Wisconsin wants to build an army of Robots for his police force but he is too cheap so he gets a couple of students to do it! hahaha

Link: Engadget

While I was busy working on something my phone rings, and I dont know the number so I didnt feel like answering it was late. Most unknown numbers are from work so I thought it could wait until tommorow. Then the same number called again right away, then a third time. So I answered.

The guy asked me if I was selling a Camry I said no. He sounded Egyptian, so then he said I was lying. I asked him what number he wanted and he was off by one digit, and I told him check the number and call that number. He said I was lying because his friend already called and he wants to out buy him thats why Im lying to him. I was shocked from the lying part, but the story about his friend got me laughing. I honestly was laughing because the guy was a nut case! I couldnt help but laugh! I dont know what else to say to the guy, so I said if he calls again Im giving his number to the police or the crazy people hospital, then “click”. hehehe

This is one of the funniest songs I have seen in a long time!! If you like Ridin Dirty then you will love this song!!

Link: Google Videos