This is why I love the Japanese! I couldn’t stop laughing! Just look at the crowd, you have to watch the whole thing!
I have to go to Japan, and just go to one Japanese show!
Link: YouTube
If everyone on “24” followed Jack Bauer’s instructions, it would be called “12”
When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn’t go off, security gives him a gun
Nobody says ‘hit me’ when Jack Bauer deals Blackjack
If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men
Jack Bauer removed the “Escape” button from his keyboard. Jack Bauer never needs to escape
If you’re holding a gun to Jack Bauer’s head, don’t count to three before you shoot. Count to 10. That way, you get to live 7 seconds longer
Jack Bauer doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away
Every mathematical inequality officially ends with “< Jack Bauer" Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness When President Palmer quit to start doing Allstate commercials, it took him 43 takes before he could stop saying, "You're in good hands with Jack Bauer" Jack Bauer is allowed to leave his phone on during a movie Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30pm If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
There isn’t much that can be said about this place, but pictures really are worth a thousand words. I would definitely eat at this spot!
1. Costumes never fit right
2. It’s hard to find decent help
3. All the good themes are taken
4. Shark tanks aren’t cheap
5. It is hard to keep a relationship
6. Batman
7. Superheroes make the stupidest jokes
8. Every now and then, you’re forced to do something good
9. You never really win
The link has the full description of each and its pretty damn funny! There are always some cool villains, but this list is just funny. ShoutWire
I surprised it took someone so damn long to come up with this! I dont even remember when was the last time I used an eraser, I usually use an Eraser if I’m sketching
something I want to keep so I can slowly fix it up, but this is one hell of a cool Eraser!
Link: UnCrate
This might be old but it still made me laugh, I could picture this guy!
How would you do?
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless.
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane – and let’s be honest, we’ve all been there……
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it.
4. Make sure the guy who won’t leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open this message.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link: HERE
I know this would probably wouldn’t work in Kuwait, but these would really work in the states. Just hand this card over to someone stating that they are complete and utter idiots and walk away. Then when your around the corner start running.
Link: UnCrate
I just can’t get enough of this list. Here are some of my favorites.
“When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.”
“The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.”
“Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.”
“Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.”
“When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, ‘Previously, on 24…'”
I think more professors should do what he did, seriously great.
Link: Youtube