The Bridge:

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
“Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish.”

The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want. “The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic.
Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The
supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and
steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I
can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor
and glorify me.”

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, “Lord, I wish
that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside,
what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she
cries, what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, and how I can
make a woman truly happy.”

The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

This just made me laugh! How simple a biker can be!