This might be old but it still made me laugh, I could picture this guy!
How would you do?
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless.
One day “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived,and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires forme that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.
She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you wantone last wild fling, just come up and get me.” I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threwthem down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, thenturned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me andsaid, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test….. we couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.