I just can’t get enough of this list. Here are some of my favorites.
“When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.”
“The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.”
“Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.”
“Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.”
“When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, ‘Previously, on 24…'”